An Australian police commissioner has single-handedly solved every woman’s concerns surrounding safety and sexual violence with one innovative suggestion. A consent app. Why didn’t we think of it before? I don’t quite know the intricacies of such a thing but the general gist is that before you proceed to engage in any hanky panky, you confirm your consent on an app so that it’s there on record. I would laugh at the ridiculousness of it all if my voice wasn’t already hoarse from screaming into the void at all the equally terrible decisions and suggestions authorities have been making in the past week.